The Difference Between Boys and Girls

I had a conversation with an attractive (at least by my standards) woman earlier today. Here's what is probably the defining segment, one that defines nearly all of my interactions with the opposite sex:
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Me: 

Welp, Ill just drop the subject now then, as to prevent being anymore nosy.

Her: 

It's okay, you're good.

Me:

Really? Its hard to tell. Your answers to my inquiries are short, almost as if you dont wish to talk anymore.

I do not wish to be a bother.

Her:

I wasn't trying to be rude about it. I was just saying...

Me:

Is it a bad thing that a lot of the women I prefer have a slightly "tomboyish" look to them?

I cant tell whether I should be worried about that or not.

Her:

I have that kind of attitude. I was like that in High School.

Me:

Awesome! I've felt that tomboyish-ness always gave girls a pleasant, down to earth sort of je ne sais quoi.

Her:

You think so?

Me:

Yep! Well, except for when they're mad at you for something, and wish to fight. Then it sucks, 'cuz I can't really do much of anything, them being a female and all.

Her:

As long as you stay on my good side, you're fine.

Me:

I actually have a hard time getting on anyones bad side. I pride myself in being a hell of a mediator.

Her:

Nice.

Me:

I have also noticed that a halfway decent looking tomboy often has a better chance at finding lovers than some of their more feminine counterparts

Mostly because they tend to be more aggressive and direct, which ultimatelty makes them more active in finding a mate.

Her:

Sounds a lot like me...

Me:

Haha! I should be some kind of social scientist or something.

Her:

Awesome! -giggles-

Me:

If I could have any wish, it would be to be able to see things as God does. Even if just for a day.

It must be indefinitely amusing watching all of us people live out our lives.

Her:

Yeah, that's true...

Me:

If you could have a wish, anything at all, what would it be?

Her:

To be a model.

Me:

Wow, thats interesting. I never would have guessed.

Her:

Is that a good or bad thing?

Me:

Oh no, its not bad! Slightly narcissistic, but then, pretty much all people have some degree of narcissism, and most would probably wish for something way worse.

Her:

It's better than being a Porn Star.

Me:

Porn stars probably aren't that bad. They are people to.

And without them we would not have any good porn to choose from!

*Ba-Dum-TISH*

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Now that I'm reflecting on it, it's not too surprising that I can never get past the conversation phase with women.

"This is what I want - to - BE! 

'Cuz it's all - about - ME - ME ME!"